Betrothed

A dinner conversation with Noah and David tonight:

Me: "Noah's teacher, Miss Sharp, is getting married, and I think we should get her something."

Noah: "Mommy, am I going to get married?"

David: "Maybe. When you get bigger.  Do you want to get married?"

Noah: "Yeah.  When I get bigger; I get married."

Me: "Who are you going to marry?"

Noah: "You, Mommy!"

Me:  "Me??!!  Well, then what about Daddy?  Who will he marry?"

Noah: (thinks very hard)  "Grandma Barbara!!"

Makes perfect sense to me.
He had better start saving for that ring.